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When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.
Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.
The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.
After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.
The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)
can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)
Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)
The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny
Jack: oh yeah? Like what?
John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed
John: ha lol faggot
When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."