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A description of elderly people having sex.
I busted my grandparents bumping crustys
When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.
When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.
Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great
When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.
"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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