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When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.
Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.
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the best rapper ever!!! his raps are just words or wisdom. not like thet typical rap song. "oh im so hot and rich. all girls love me..."
Prison Wisdom.... one of cuban links songs
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Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.
Opposite of an Irish goodbye.
Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.
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The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.
I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard
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when a guy sets the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts out the fire with his semen.
Tom: did you have a cuban bonfire with her?
Tim: oh yeah, her pubes were totally on fire.
Tom: you put it out, right?
Tim: yeah. my semen was all over the place!
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When a girl farts in your face and you inhale it. Once the gas is in your mouth, you exhale it as you would smoking a cuban cigar.
If you have the latin spice you must say "que rigo" as you exhale.
Inhaling a girls smoke and making it your cuban. Making this your cuban smoke
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a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
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