curb stain

When a dumb ass doesn’t remember the term skid mark

Glenn: *farts so loud he sounds like he shit himself*
Me: oh my god Glenn. Did you shit yourself?

Glenn: no I don’t leave curb stains

curb kick

Placing someone's mouth, opened, on the edge of a sidewalk curb and then kick the back of their head. The best they can hope for is their jaw to only be detached from their skull.

That guy was such a fucker I beat him to the ground & then for good measure curb kicked the bith.

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Curb Stomp

When a woman grabs the back of someone's head, slamming the person's mouth down into her pussy.

I was pissed she curb stomped me, though she turned out to be delicious.

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curb juice

Olde Englishe 800
Cisco
Silver Satin
Thunderbird
any cheap potent alchoholic beverage

The curb juice they had at that party got me bent

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curb appeal

the first outward impression when meeting someone for the first time or being asked out on a first date.

robin: "I heard that guy is really crazy but he has great curb appeal"

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curb shot

when you damage a car wheel by hitting a curb

when you damage a bike wheel by hitting a curb

when you damage a person's head by hitting a curb

that guy is going to get a curb shot if he doesn't shut up

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curb stomp

aka:Russian Mouthwash; the act of stomping on ones head that is postioned with a curb or other concrete object between the uper and lower jaws. Usualy results in the teeth of the victim going directly into the brain and killing them.

Alex Bate takes advantage of his girlfriends by curbstomping them and then having sex with there dead carcasses.

Boobies.....

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