Fat Deal

When you buy some weed and get alot for the amount you paid.

Me:Got the weed maan
Tom: Whats the deal like?
Me: We got a FAT deal!
Tom: Oo we guna have a fat smoke!
Me: O fo sho!

Dusty Deal

An event that takes place that was super sketchy and you would rather never have the details discussed with your friends. You do not want the dust to ever be "brushed" off this story. The scenarios in which a dusty deal can take place are essentially limitless. A dusty deal is likely to occur after a night out with friends at the bars when attempting to pick up members of the opposite sex, who are typically less than good looking.

Guy #1- Hey, Mike did you take her home last night?

Mike- It was a dusty deal, I don't wanna talk about it.

deals on wheels

Deals that are so good, that will only come for like a moment

Yo, that racket I got was "deals on wheels".

sealed the deal

When you have been dating someone for a while and you finally have sex

Hey Tommy, I finally sealed the deal with Sarah this weekend and it was definitely worth the wait!

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rape-deal

An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.

John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."

Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".

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Deal me in

A phrase used while playing "Super Mario Bros" requesting another player to pop the bubble you are in

guy: Bro deal me in before you die
other guy: Nah brotha I got this

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Drug Deal

1. A deal that exchanges illegal drugs for currency that is generally committed in stealth.

Sally: "I am on my way to make a drug deal with Ronnie."

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