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3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is
Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon
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The person that is very trustworthy. Dan is also one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He would quit anything if it meant keeping you happy. He’s a lover, a really great one with a love of super and anti heroes. He especially loves Deadpool. He also loves playing video games. But nothing could make him as happy as you do. If you get your hands on a Dan, don’t ever let him go. You’ll regret it.
Dan is the greatest
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Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.
Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.
Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!
Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.
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a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!
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a fat guy who is ussualy a dickhead
"get me a big mac"
dan "sorry i already ate yours"
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Taking advantage of others state of minds while enjoying the budda, this includes taking half hits, but mostly taking 3 or more hits when rules are puff puff pass.
"Dude your pulling a Dan!"
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the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does
dan is such a fucking gangster
dan is a cunt...but we love him
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