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A group of policy debaters whose names are also definitions of words on urbandictionary.
Fadi was dejected because his girlfriend didn't like him. "Why doesn't Jamie like me?" he thought. "I don't have Ed. I always use a Jimmy-hat. She loves it when I get a Rahul, or a Mason. She says it looks like a Sam, and she loves to get JB'd. I've never been a Chunbum to her. What's wrong with me?"
Just then, Andrew entered the room, with Kyle and Robert in tow, all yelling. Fadi finally quieted the din.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Kyle and Robert, in an attemped to get free cable, Micah-sized your TV."
"What the hell? Kyle!"
As Fadi chased Kyle and Robert out of the room, Andrew chuckled to himself.
"Nobody likes Fadi because he never has any good Harrison around," he said with a laugh.
I hope you enjoyed the story of the MBA debate team. Check the links if you get mixed up.
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when saying this phrase really fast it sounds as if you were saying i want to masturbate.(:
jacking off or fapping as some call it. now try to say i won a math debate three times fast.
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A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.
Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.
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Leland Speech and Debate (LSD) ((Yes, that's the actual abbreviation)) is a program designed to teach students about the art of performing. There are two options, which are either speech or debate. However, while speech and debate isn't inherently a bad thing, Leland Speech and Debate is. The reasons are as follows:
1. Pride. Every coach and teacher is always right, no matter what. You will always be at fault for everything that happens.
2. Greed. The program "requires" a starting donation of $600 from each student, which is an extreme detriment to poorer families. Furthermore, each tournament requires a fee to be paid, further increasing the frivolous spending by several parents and guardians.
3. Lust. LSD loses track of its own independence in the attempt to follow other successful speech programs footsteps, thus, becoming one of the many other faceless speech programs in the midst.
4. Envy. LSD always tries to be what it can't, instead becoming resentful and releasing its rage upon the innocent students enrolled in the program.
5. Gluttony. LSD only uses a fraction of all of its money to fund the coaches, tournaments, and classes.
6. Wrath. If you miss one of the many deadlines, you will get yelled at. No way around it. Even if it's something you cannot control, they don't care.
7. Sloth. Information is never presented in a timely manner. Several deadlines are proposed without a reasonable amount of time to achieve them.
Richard: Hey, did you enjoy Leland Speech and Debate?
Richard Jr.: Fuck no! I wish I was never enrolled in this class!
Jasmine: Of course! Now I'm going to study for 4 hours, practice my 6 instruments, and finish my homework in 15 minutes!
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A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.
When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...
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internatiole debate points are awarded to a person once they participate in some international English debating contests and even if they didn't win anything, they can still beg the teacher for more internationale debate points resulting in the teacher being forced to award some internatiole debate points to the participant. This technique is often used when in need for a couple more points when writing a test or an essay.
people who beg for more internationale debate points usually have a very strange accent, and are complete nerds trying to show off or trying to look very smart so they get a better grade.
The first time term "more internationale debate points" was used was in an English contest in Lithuania, when a person, shortly NR (it stands for his full name letters), begged the teacher for more internationale debate points so he would get through to the next round, although he was really really bad at speaking English. The teacher, sadly, was forced into giving him more internationale debate points and he ended up representing the school as the leader in the city contest.
A : teacher pl0x i be in debate contest pl0x give me more internationale debate points
B : well I guess I'm forced to now.
A : yes teacher pls I'm very good @ English I really want that big point (in his accent it would sound like this : yes techar pls im veri giud at englosh i rel want thet big pont
After a tweet by Cloe Feldman went viral, the internet exploded in debate wether a robot’s voice says: “yanny” or “laurel” And so the Yanny vs Laurel Debate was born.
Man 1: Hey what do you think the robot says in the Yanny vs Laurel Debate?
Man 2: I think it says Yanny.
Man 1: Dude, what? It’s totally Laurel