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Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.
"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."
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A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
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The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.
Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"
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The tell-tale, classic run to the bathroom after eating a certain food known to give someone the runs. Usually accompanied by a panicked look and a hand clamped over the mouth.
Jane: Where's Carol?
Kim: Oh, she ate 10 pieces of fudge again, and is doing the Diarrhea Dash.
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When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.
Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
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When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.
"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."
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Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.