sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

Dice Game

When a hand cups your ball sack, then proceeds to jiggle or shake them as like throwing dice in a craps game.

During fellatio this is best advise, can also blow on the sack for good luck.

Man I was getting this sweet dice game form my girl then she threw them down.

When you buddy is pissing you can offer a dice game as a nice gesture.

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Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

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Dice beakers

Jackboots.Leather boots that look smart when goose stepping but are impractical in bad weather.

These dicebeakers freeze your feet in the Russian winter.

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liar's dice

A drinking game for two or more players. It is a quick game, but is best played with less than 7 players. It is played with two dice and a large plastic cup (24 oz or more).
Play starts with Player 1 who shakes the dice in a cup then turns the cup over onto the table. Player 1 peeks at the dice. The dice make a number and Player 1 tells the next player that number, reading the highest number first. Player 2 can believe Player 1, but must beat that number with his/her own number. Player 2 then shakes the cup and tells a higher number to Player 3 - even if Player 2 does not get a higher number. The game is "Liar's Dice", remember).
The game goes in one direction and continues until either the player with the dice is caught in a lie, or the player who calls it a lie is incorrect.
A pre-determined amount of alcohol is consumed by the "loser". Play resumes quickly.
(SEE MEXICAN LIAR'S DICE FOR NEAT GAME VARIATION)

Liar's Dice is played like this:
Player 1: (shake, sees a 3,4) "forty-three"
Player 2: OK. (shake, sees a 4,5) "fifty-four"
Player 3: Um, ah...ok. (shake, sees a 5,5) "sixty-one"
Player 4: Bullshit! (Player 4 lifts cup exposing Player 3's 5,5)
So, Player 3 sheepishly chugs some pre-defined quantity of alcohol.
Player 4 re-starts the game.

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Slice and dice

another word for smoking marijuana. Generally used to describe the insanity of the experience

Broseph are we about to slice and dice tonight I just coped an eighth

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rolling the dice

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

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