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A person who always asks to switch on wireless hotspot upon meeting.
Hi Kevin what's up?
I'm good dude can you switch on hotspot?
What a data digger
An individual with similar intentions of a gold digger but who strictly dates others just for a meal. This implementation can be applied to guy or girl of any background. The bottom line is one who is out there just to get their hungry on!
Urban setting: Yo! My home boy is a straight up meal digger yo! He straight up asks these hoes out just so he can get his bucket on.
Suburban setting: OMG! Britney is a total meal digger. She will just go out with any guy just so she could get a free meal. From her lips to her hips!
A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.
Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?
*during lunch*
Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!
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One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.
Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"
Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."
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Persons who look for a partner who will do all their emotional labor for them instead of taking the time to heal themselves.
"Watch out for them, they preach conscious behavior but they're a total soul digger..."
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A fat slut who dates someone for their money.
Decent person: Can you give me your number?
Gold digger: Fuck no ur ugly
Decent Person: I have a lamborghini
Gold Digger: SURE I'LL GO ON A DATE
Random guy listening to the whole thing: Fuck I hope she gets crucified, then stoned, then shot.
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A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.
CB is such a friends digger steal friends from everyone.
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