(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.
(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.
(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*
(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*
(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*
A term used to show happiness or extreme sadness. Usually used in randon situations. Pronounced with an Ausralian accent.
Hey dude, here's a million dollars.
The dingo ate me baby!!! Thanks
OR
AHHH!! The dingo ate me baby I just stubbed me toe!!!
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A euphemistic expression for abortion in Australia.
Tempest: A dingo ate my baby.
Cher: Again?
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white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.
A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.
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We were skinning a dingo upside down until we raw.
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Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.
Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
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Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
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