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If you are a harry styles stan looking up what butter dish means please stop looking up every simple thing on urban dictionary, the real world doesn’t revolve about these definitions
A mysterious butter dish appeared on a table
Harry Styles' way of teasing his fans for a music video.
My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
Slang term for dish detergent pods.
If you go to the store pick up more dish fuckers, I just used the last one
self explanatory.
folding clothes + washing the dishes
when are you going to join the damn meeting you're taking so long
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes
.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
What a man sends a woman when trying to court her
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
Kyle sent me a dish pic last night. I’m so attracted to him right now.