Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.

That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.

do you hit her

Swing jazz

Do you hit her

Yes but just to bruise
Crushed legs

How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.

Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!

Do you watch Kakegurui?

Since Kakegurui is a very Lesbian like anime it basically is a way of asking a girl if she's gay but like in a weeb or otaku way.

Yo, you like anime?
Yeah, why?
Hm..Do you watch Kakegurui?

Do You Believe In Magic

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."

("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.