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When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
A word used to make fun of people from the United States, used by non Americans.
"Did you see how racist he was being? Such a burger donkey."
Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.
someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.
"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."
"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."
"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"
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Used to describe a very long passing of time.
I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.
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