dinner of a dozen bowls

a social event held in the evening where all involved consume twelve bowls, each containing a different cereal, allowing for one substitution

I nearly made it through a dinner of a dozen bowls, but I had to stop after I ate bowl #10. The crunch berries did me in.

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Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

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Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

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2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

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Long dozen cultural

Long dozen cultural people come from thirteen cultural backgrounds they will use this term to identify themselves since they can't relate to any other terms.

I come from a long dozen cultural background and that's how I choose to identify.

I can't relate to being Bicultural because they come from two cultures.

I can't relate to being Tricultural because they come from three cultures.

I can't relate to being Multicultural because they come from seven cultures.

I can't relate to being Monocultural because they come from one culture.

I can't relate to being Quadcultural because they come from four cultures.

I can't relate to being Octocultural because they come from eight cultures.

I can't relate to being intracultural because that's communication between people of the same culture.

I can't relate to being Bi-monocultural because that's people who come from two cultures but they only look like one.

I can't relate to Griffiecultural because they come from one monocultural parent and one bicultural parent.

I can't relate to intercultural people because that involves different cultures in a relationship or marriage.

I can't relate to Culturecist people because they show hatred towards other cultures or a single culture and they don't want different cultures merging with their culture.

suck Thirteen for a dozen

A way for two straight Men to announce to one another that a Super Gay Man is around.

Holly Shit..Look who we just hired! Yeah That guy would definitely “Suck thirteen for a Dozen”