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The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
A bitchy woman on her monthly cycle.
Hey Brad, do you wanna grab a beer tonight?
I can't! The wife has turned into a raggin dragon!
a super hug lasting 10 seconds or longer, usually with someone you really like and possibly love
common between couples
I really like that guy, I want to give him a dragon hug.
I gave my boyfriend a dragon hug when he left.
(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,
Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
A: A Drummer.
The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!
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Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit.
Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets the fuck beat out of him.
Dragon ants can normally be knocked the fuck out with a pimp slap.
Daaaaaamn! Dragon ant just got fucked up by that lady in the wheel chair!!!
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When you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.
Man, that burritto really did a number on me- I was pulling a double-dragon all night
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The act of calling a dragon, with many purposes.
The dragon call is a deadly art passed down from generation to generation of Asians. This act takes many years to master, and is often the cause of death due to inexperience of use.
Though, there are few masters of the legendary dragon call living to this day.
Often categorized within the ninja arts, it is possibly the most deadly, efficient, and bad-ass ninjutsu summoning technique to date.
Usually done by the Asian race in order to seek revenge upon others who have undermined them.
This is done by clasping the hands together to form a "hollow sphere" and is then blown into through the thumbs to create a sort of whistling noise.
This can be done in different tones and notes to achieve various tunes, which determine the type of dragon summoned.
In conclusion, don't mess with asians.
I've done the dragon call before and I'm Asian. Trust me, it works.
Famous Asians have supposedly mastered this kickass art, most notably Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan.
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