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To jack off with a condom on, simulating a real sexual experience.
This is very useful in helping any virgin male prpare to get some pussy. You will know how to put on the rubber fast and easy, know your moves and safely remove the rubber.
Wuss: I have no idea what to do during sex.
Player: It took me two minutes to get the rubber onthe first time, that was awkward.
Stud: I been fucking bitches since 3rd grade, its so easy.
19 year old virgin: I buy 12 packs of cheap condoms at the 99 cents store and use them for sex drills, so I'm ready to go right now.
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Everybody is getting confused because tip drill is used a couple ways: (1) using the tip of the penis in the crack of a woman's ass without penetration, and (2) the type of woman who who do the act - has a big ass and is a freak, but not necessarily a pretty face (see Nelly's song "Tip Drill"). It's analogous to calling someone a chicken head, except instead of performing oral, they perform ass grinding.
"Toot that ass up mama put that dip in ya back and let me tip drill just let me tip drill" and "see now i wanna let you ride but the rubber might slide you's a tip drill girl you a tip drill".
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When a girl is laying on her back, feet and ass in the air, the guys legs are crossed with hers, standing over her, making an "X". Then while fucking her, he spins in a circle on each pump.
Variation: Alaskan Drill Press done in the snow!!!
This girl came over last night and said she was bored with the wheelbarrel, so I took her outside and introduced her to the Alaskan Drill Press!
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Being able to fuck other women as a married man with your wife's blessing.
Wow man, did you hear about Nick? His wife gave him a license to drill because she knows she can't satisfy his hunger!
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When a partner lays down while another sit down on the penis or a artificial penis and starts spinning like a helicopter while yelling Alakbar
WARNING MAY CAUSE PINK SOCK
WORKS FOR STRAIGHT, GAY, OR LESBIAN.
SON: CANT WAIT TO DO THE DRILLING HELICOPTER WITH MY DAD
MOM: THAT SHIT LIKE 3 FEET
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A tool kept at schools the staff uses to drill flaming holes in the heads of students.
"That's it. It's the fire drill for you, Mr.Peterson."
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Those girls who manage to dress sluttier than the cheerleaders at football games. They think they are the shit because their rich daddy paid 2000 dollars for them to join the drill team . These girls usually are wannabe cheerleaders who don’t have the looks, skill, or talent to become a cheerleader and end up becoming a drill team member. Their attractiveness ranges... some are fugly, while there are some hotties on the drill team. A lot of these girls are thots and some are just rude bitches. Only like 10 percent of the drill team members are actually kind and decent human beings.
Carl: You know that girl sally on the drill team?
Mark: Yeah she’s a bitch she dated chad the quarterback, and she ended up cheating on him with tyrone. But chad hooked up with Kacey the hottest cheerleader at chaz’s Party.
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