Five-a-drive

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.

"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"

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jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

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Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

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hard drive

An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.

He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.

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Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.

"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."

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butt-drive

To go furniture shopping for a comfortable sofa or chair.

We don't need help right now, we're just here to butt-drive a few chairs.

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eggshell driving

to drive as if there is an egg is under your gas pedal so as to save gas. Staying at a constant speed and not gunning the gas pedal.

I was low on gas, and knew a gas station wasn't very close so i started eggshell driving.