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The mislabeled symptom of a hangover. Not quite a headache because there is no pain, in fact, there is a lack of any feeling of anything. Literally no fluid between your brain and your skull.
“Yo Jerry hasn’t moved a muscle in 45 minutes, I think he has dry brain”
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The act of drying after a shower, bath or other encounter with water without using a towel or machine to remove dampness; often employed by gay males in a lockerroom setting.
Billy and Timmy were feeling a little frisky and elected to air dry after a long and difficult walk to and from the art gallery.
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to go for a period of time (usually longer than shorter) without something; sex, drugs, etc.
After their breackup in August, she had a 4 month dry spell from guys.
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Dry dream (in males)--
A sexually arousing dream that is either: not sufficient enough to cause a wet dream; or, is interrupted before a wet dream can take place. This normally results in embarrassing and uncomfortable "stiffness" throughout the day. Discomfort causes, in many cases, awkward strides while walking.
A gloomy, unfulfilled, attitude is normal for those who experience a dry dream.
(Ben walks into the room limping)
Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Ben: (Sigh) Yeah I'm fine--
Frank: Then why are you limping?
Ben: (Sigh) It's embarrassing--I had a dry dream last night.
Frank: Oh man! That really sucks. You should probably go take care of that.
(Ben sighs and exits the room. . . poor Ben. . .)
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The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February
Jim: Hey man want a Corona?
Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.
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home and dry (mainly British) also be "home and hosed" (Australian)
to have completed something successfully.
I've just got one more report to write and I'll be home and dry.
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When a woman sucks a man off and swallows his load without letting the cum touch his penis, then makes sure she gets all of it out of his dick and that his dick is nice and clean before finally letting him go.
Called this because the dick quickly dries to a clean state like it was before the blowjob.
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