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Open full and completely perfect love for the universe.
He has an Eden Heart
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An annoying, ugly, stupid, and mentally messed up person.
That girl is an eden rosenberg.
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A rude girl, She never wants to share with her friends and she likes hogging all the shit she can get to. She always breaks every electronic device she gets because she is clumsy and she gets hurt very easily. She cries over stupid things and cries every second of the day. She says she has a “boyfriend” but she doesn’t because no one wants to date her because she’s too rude and selfish. She likes to take people into the bathroom with her so they can smell her shit and watch her piss. She is scared of the dark and “clowns”. She gets scared very easily and is like a cat and a pickle. She is emotionally and mentally unstable.
Joey: Hey, Landon, I think Eden is so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Landon: Okay whatever you say bro. You guys are too young to date.
Joey: I’m gonna have sex with her and make up weird poses on the tire swing!
Landon: Uhh. Okay bro. Gotta go sorry!
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The act of striping naked and soaking yourself in olive oil.
to maintain the best pleasure, you stick your dickhole in a Venus flytrap as your getting your boyfriend to rest his testicles on your eye sockets.
(eyes must stay open)
a rare, but pleasurable and fantastic sex position.
Winston: yewww hooo, Sebastian!
Sebastian: jesus christ Winston you startled me.
Winston: Hey, you wanna go to the garden in my backyard?
Sebastian: umm for what silly?
Winston: umm so we can perform the "Garden Of Eden" you thilly fucker
Sebastian: oohh my favorite, lets go<3
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Donald Miller, in his book, Searching For God Knows What, uses this term to describe 'wish fulfillment.'
Clawing for eden, or, as a literary critic (that Miller was watching on CSPAN) said, 'wish fulfillment' was the reason why Harry Potter books sold so well. Miller said that he agrees with the critic but he calls it Clawing For Eden.
Person 1: Waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee, a bagel, steak and eggs, waffl--
Waiter: Stop clawing for eden and look at the menu
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If expecting a hairy surface or object, and you are instead met with a clean, well cut area. This area can be described as the garden of eden due to its unexpected well kept nature.
A girls vaginal region, Garden of eden
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