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Elijah

Elijah is the name of an amazing guy. He is sweet, caring, and knows how to treat you right. He’ll have his priorities, but he’ll always find time for you. He has amazing hair, and an amazing smile. He’ll make your heart flutter everytime you walk near him. An Elijah is a basketball player. Elijah’s will have the perfect girl right in front of him, and he wouldn’t even notice. He’s there to listen to your problems, and shares his with you. An Elijah is a perfect boyfriend, one that will spend all night talking to you, or send you cute and nice things that makes you feel just 100x better about yourself. An Elijah is very hard to find, so if you have him, make sure you keep him.

Hey look I just saw Elijah hanging out with a girl”
“Yea she’s one lucky girl

by an anonymous meme January 29, 2019

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Elijah

A man/child/woman/girl who does mega anal. His movie choices are questionable and his forehead is receding by the millisecond. Says he's an ass man but is really a penis man

Also is nonce who enjoys taking pictures of girls' panties.

SEXY BEAST: if it ain't ass
Elijah: it ain't nice

by Legrn69420oogabooga March 7, 2020

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Elijah

Gay ass CUNT that’ll do anything for dick!!

Elijah’s gay af

by I’mrealistic November 18, 2019

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Elijah

A person who's beyond indecisive and never know what he wants. An Elijah could have the perfect girl right in front of him and not even realize it, can be a heartbreaker. None of the less, Elijah is one of the sweetest, nicest, people you will ever meet. He can get any girl he wants if he really wants to. He makes every girl wet when he approaches them. He is down to do everything and is great at basketball. He is comforting, smart, and can make you feel like there's no other person for you beside him. An Elijah will drive you crazy and get you angry, and in the same instance, he can make you feel like the greatest girl in the world. He doesn't know how to deal with his problems and will at often times go to great lengths to avoid them. Elijah makes a huge impact on your life and is impossible to forget. An amazing friend.

"Oh my Gosh, He is so hot! He is Making me so freaking wet right now!"
"You must be talking about Elijah"

"Wow. He is so good at basketball!"
"You must be talking about Elijah"

by This is my pseudonym. The End. January 17, 2018

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Elijah

A milk chocolate b o i with a BBB (big black booty) who do be lookin thicc af

Boy 1: hey is that Elijah?
Boy 2: ya you can tell by his BBB

by Big B B February 25, 2020

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elijahism

A extreme beyond ordinary story.

"This is the biggest puddle I have ever seen" the puddle is really small "that's an elijahism

by The Great god Elijah April 30, 2016

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Elijah

A really gay fucked up fagot.He is very cringy when it comes to dancing and loves fortnite.You would never find this guy to dating a girl.Because he dates boys.

Bryan:So were we droppin (from fortnite)
Elijah:IN YO ASS

by B()BBY J()3 May 23, 2019

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