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Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.
He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.
In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
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"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker
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life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
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Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
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HELLO
My name is:
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