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The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.
You ok?
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
When an individual has a one night stand and wakes up before his partner, shits in a basket, and places it on the pillow next to her.
(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)
That chick I went home with last night didn't give me head so I pulled a Swedish Easter Bunny on her in the morning!
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a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.
Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"
Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."
Dick: "Word."
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Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her
Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special
When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
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i have a peep addiction and my mom says its ruining my life but my grandma won't stop buying them for me because its Easter time and they are everywhere
*tears in my eyes and colorful sugar on my face* man i love Easter