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Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!
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a racy sex position where a man fornicates with a woman from behind, while both are standing up. The man procedes to "drive" the woman around the room pretending he is on the last lap at talladega.
after a few cold busch lights and a day at the brickyard I went home and gave my wife the ol' carl Edwards.
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The guy releasing the information about PRISM to the mainstream media. One of the saviours of Internet along with the likes of Aaron Schwartz, and a historical figure to come.
"Edward Snowden is a hero."
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1/4 of British girl group Little Mix who won the X-Factor 2011.
The remaining members of Little Mix are Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, and Leigh Anne Pinnock.
Facts about Perrie:
1. She had no sense of smell.
2. She is from South Shields
3. She lived in New Zealand when she was younger.
Relationships:
Zayn Malik- Ex Boyfriend
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- Current Boyfriend.
Girl- Who's that Blonde chick from Little Mix?
Little Mix fan- That's Perrie Edwards.
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To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
You cum on someones face and them throw a handful of glitter on it so they shine like Edward Cullen in the sun
We watched twilight and she got so into she let me give her a dirty Edward
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A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.
He lives in Forks, Washington.
He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.
A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.
He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.
He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.
He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.
See also: Stalker.
"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"
"If you're Edward Cullen."
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