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Egyptian Jock-Strap

Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.

That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!

by One Two February 6, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egyptian Mud Pie

Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.

In 2012, I will have completed my third Egyptian Mud Pie.

by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 14, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".

Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye

by Dr. JP December 8, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egyptian skin flute

cock, penis, male reproductive organ

You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)

by Laceless Shoe January 3, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


egyptian dirt mask

When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL

-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.

by Dodu September 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 7, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.

Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž