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Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.
Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"
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Wow this guy is the bomb! Eli is a puki (cutiepie) and always there for a hug. Love this guy so much, Eli is the best mate you could have, always has time for you and never disses anyone. Eli is cool, funny and of course loves anime and has the ability to make you like anime too even if you never liked it before!! Eli is loving and kind but can be shy too. If you find an Eli, grab him and never let him go, they are one of a kind. Eli love their families especially their mum and will always have your back. Eli can be too good good looking, always are loyal and rarely get mad so to have a full life make sure you have an Eli in it.
Man I could really use a great mate right now, anyone know an Eli?
P1: What you don't know an Eli?
P2: No I haven't met one yet.
P1: Aw man, I'm so sorry, your life must be incomplete.
Mum: Love this kid so much, so happy to have an Eli
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Eli is a guy who is super cute, he has brown hair and is taller than average. He loves girls who have a mind of their own but are kinda shy at times. He is a great guy who will go out if his way to be nice. Is a total dare-devil and does a lot of dumb things but takes great pride in them. When it comes to important decisions though, he will make a good choice. He is into Dramatic arts and deserves someone like a "Jamie" who is always there to support him. He doesn't usually get mad but when he does it can be scary. He is strong and cool but can also look like a cute loser sometimes but it just makes you want him more.
person 1.I just met a guy who is so amazing
person 2.Omg he must be an Eli
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A little gay boy who tries to be straight by getting cucked by lesbians
Eli is “dating” that one lesbian but not really because they are both gay
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A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!
Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?
Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
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