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Could you get in touch via electronic mail please
As in yeah I'll be in the office all day flick me an email if you can make our dungeons and dragons meeting tonight my nerdy cunt virgin mate
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One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.
Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."
something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason
Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no
An email between two former friends that concretely describes a falling out they went through. This type of email is highly sacred and must never be shown to outsiders' eyes. Only the novelest of citizens are given the right to read it. These type of emails tend to inspire names of songs and destroy vans.
Aaron and Geoff had a falling out so they decided to write a 9 page email that goes through the emotions that they experienced.
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when actual knucks and knucks via airmail (or air knucks) are physically impossible, knucks may be sent through the internet instead... hence knucks via email.
also known as e-knucks
dude 1: hey, did you here that our friend in Cali boned that chick?
dude 2: no way? send him some knucks via email
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an email that is recieved from your internet service provider saying that they will suspend your account if you continue in your current actions. It is sent because they have discovered that you have been doing illegal downloading of movies, music, games, and various other illegal files, usually through bit torrent.
Hey, i got a sweet little email from my isp that said i downloaded a movie and my account will be restricted if they catch me again.
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