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A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.
A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex
Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"
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An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!
I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.
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The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo
Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.
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A somewhat more polite way of saying nigger rig.
I couldn't afford to patch the wall, so we had to afro-engineer it with Duck Tape and white out.
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