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Clitoral erection is a physiological
phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm. Clitoral erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively,
associated with sexual arousal.
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the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.
the two incher: used for urinating
the three incher: before an erection
the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection
the five incher: not the full length, but an erection
the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal
the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse
the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)
the nine incher: your much bigger companion
the ten incher: everyone's best friend
the eleven incher: your superior officer
the twelve incher: five dollar foot long
the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer
the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris
the fifteen incher: Mr.T
the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
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When you get aroused so much that your ass cheeks automatically clench and can't stop!
Man: Nice Ass!
Woman: Thanks! I Shaved It Yesterday.
*Anal Erection Begins*
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An erection caused mainly or solely based on the desire to get back or hurt someone.
Or to feel such strong feeling of hate towards a person or someone close to a person and to use your erected girth as a weapon of mental warfare
I hate this bloke call Tommy. Tom has numerous sisters and a girlfriend so based on the desire to piss off tom and not because i find any of them attractive. I sleep with them by aquiring a "hate erection" other possible situations indicative of "hate erection" include
"my girlfriend hasn't let me fuck her in 2 days man!"
"punish her"
"yeah hate erection"
or
I hate Noel so much to the point that I could get a "hate erection" and fuck him so as to scar him to the point he is not on televison anymore. Even though im not gay
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When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...
Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.
**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**
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When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
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A random boner you recieve during a religious service.
Dude, I had a res-erection for 40% of that mass.
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