Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.
"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"
"Sure."
*holds hands*
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A fat smelly Asian who eats rice and plays apex all day and doesnβt shower
Ew look at ethan that big smelly OUUUU what a smelly bastard he is! I never wanna be that pedo
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It is the usage of sarcasm, with a hint of depression. It is a bi-polar person who is normally negative. It is a person who is rebel and doesn't listen to most people. They try make smart questions seem like stupid questions.
Person: Hahaha that joke was SO funny!
Other Person: (fake laughs) o so was it really?
Person: That was just usage of Ethanism.
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Ethan is a gay ass, good looking hoe with no friends and never gets along with people. He is always harsh and spoils fun. If you see or hear about an Ethan, call emergency services. He is the meanest person you could ever meet.. stay away.
βDude, call the police, itβs Ethanβ
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The type of person to spend 10 000 on a computer to play coolmathgames.com
Did you see Ethan? He just spent 10k on a computer. What an idiot.
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1.one who has extreme skateboarding skills on vert and street. 2. an elite rubik's cuber.
1. person1: he just did a 1080 off that kicker
person2: yeah he is such an ethan
2. person1:he just solved a 10x10x10
he is an uber ethan
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a tiny nigger with a small dick
Wow Ethan is a man whore
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