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Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe
Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat
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Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.
Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
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Pleb and lunchlady usally short and stupid and gets salty easily. When he gets mad stay away.
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Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.
"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
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one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.
Stay away from him. He is such an evan.
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An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.
"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.
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A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.
"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"
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