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A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.
*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds
*Walking into a party and yelling profanities
Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!
Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
When you fuck to hard that you have diarrhea
"I had a explosive fuck with jessica yesterday"
"He seems the type to have a explosive fuck"
An erectile explosion is were you seal the top of the penis with gorrila glue and proceed to urinate or masterbait violently until your penis explodes
Peter: hey bob why did you become a woman
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
When you have to cum but you hold it in until your testicals explode.
"I think I have to cum."
"Don't hold it in or you might have an elemental explosion."
"I'll hold it in."