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sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes
we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on
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A guy who slams multiple slam-pigs. These types of males have been rejected by so many attractive girls that they have given up on them. They now resort to sleeping with slutty, fat girls (slam-pigs) in order to get some. These males care more about sex than their pride, dignity or their penis's well-being. A pig-farmer is also a "pig-slammer", but the opposite is not necessarily true. If you sleep with a slam-pig just once, you have become a pig-slammer. To be considered a pig-farmer, you must have ventured into the pig-pen multiple times.
Dude, who is that new fat-nasty girl Luke is with? That's the third slam-pig I've seen him with this week. He's becoming a pig-farmer.
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A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.
Dude, she sucked at giving HJ's, she was a total carrot farmer.
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Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling
That guy is a real potato farmer
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a homosexual; homosexuals, etc
The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers
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A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).
"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"
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1. A person who doesn't look strong, but is actually extremely strong.
2. Claiming your strong without being noticeably strong.
1. After working outside today, i swear I'm farmer strong.
2. Alex E says he is farmer strong.
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