Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

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Farm hands

When one obtains a leathery toughness on the skin of the hands due to strenuous farm work. This benefit often lets the worker grapple steel fence posting without fear, give an intimidating handshake, and suffer through cold wet nights outside easier with the warmth trapped in the callussed brilliance of his or her hands.

"Well golly, I sure am G-rateful that i've got me some farm hands, or that'n fence post would have never come out of the ground"

"Tell Owen and Alex to start throwing that hay or I'll pinch their necks with my farm hands."

Farmer: "Great show!" "Thump thump thump"
Weakling: "Hey why are you clapping like that?"
Farmer: "It's the only way I can son, farm hands"

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scat farming

when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

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Royal Farms

A chain of convenience stores in Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. After a long night of drinking, it is the premier place to go for all late-night munchie needs.

Man, I'm so drunk, and I'm so hungry. Let's hit up Royal Farms for some fried chicken and cheese fries.

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Yat Farm

N. Describes the state of a cultivated Yat collective. Origins are traced back to the 15th Century Roman Renaissance and is considered, in most Cultures, to be one of the original forms of High Art. Anecdotal evidence from Vasari's 'Le Vite delle più eccellenti pittori, scultori, ed architettori' suggests Raphael Sanzio as the primogenitor of Yat Farming or Agricola Rex.

Oi geb iz harvestd this bare cheeks caz for the Yat Farm.

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Farm Vegas

Slang term for Farmville, VA.

D: "Want to roll into Farm Vegas for dinner?"
K: "Okay"

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Farm Strong

Strength acquired through farm labor and/or residence in rural country. Often used during sports commentary, self-praise, and as a pick up line used on the speaker's sister.

"A: Did you hear Matt Hughes used to play catch with pig testicles?

B: Hey, don't talk smack about Matt. He's Farm Strong, dammit!"

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