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Verb. When someone obese sits next or close to you and their fat squishes into to your body. You were fatted.
This occasionally happen to people on trains, planes or buses.
On my home on the railroad a man fatted me against the window.
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when a girls stomach times 3 surpasses her boobs
dude was she fat? well i multiplied her stomach times 3 and it passed her boobs, so yes she was
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what you would like to call sharmas mom
she weighs more they your average farm animal
her hair look like pube hair (but blonde)
if you make her angry then she might chase you and trip you and then she feasts on you
"dude sharmas fat ass mom was mad at me because i said anorexic people are AWESOME! so she chased me then ate me"
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The most common synonym for 'ugly' or 'morally, ethically/economically, aesthetically, and just plain generally wrong'.
"You're fat. And that's bad."
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FaT = Fuck and tuck.
Meaning you have sex, and then you sleep right after.
Man, a FaT would be nice right now.
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People who cannot help there disease, fat people suffer from A terrible disease, symptoms include (but not limited too) food tasting good, food tasting extremal good, food magically finding its way to ones mouth or hand, the Erg to eat small rodents and animals, being terrified of salad's/Fruit (especially lettuce its like the fat persons kryptonite), small children and house hold object orbiting the fat person, feeling like your the sexiest person on the planet, feeling the need to ware a bikini even though they make you look like freshly made sausages (you know the ones that are tied in a knot between each one?) and using the term "big boned" when called fat. If you find your self suffering form any of these symptoms please contact a local physician, or the nearest witch doctor if you cant fit into the Doctors Office
Bob- My God John You Are Fat!
John- No I'm Not
Bob- John Little Jimmy From Next Door And Your TV Are Orbiting Around You! Hey, Where'd That sausage Come From?
John- Hey this is a disease to us Big Boned people
Bob- dont you think you should see a doctor?
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FAT is short for "Fuck All That".
These three short simple and to the point words conveniently shortened and combined together to form a three-letter acronym or initialism, are a force to be reckoned with. If anyone ever says FAT to you, you'll get the message, crystal clear...if not you'll maybe hit the gym up for some cardio.
she says, "wait honey you can't do that. you can't leave! there's people coming here, your parents, neighbors, the kids soccer coach..."
he responds, "FAT!! I'm out!" and leaves to enjoy his manliness to get a burger and drink beers with the boys, avoiding all the drama.
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