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favorite opp

Your favorite enemy/former friend

I have nothing to lose my favorite opp dead

by TheyHateX June 24, 2023


Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024


Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022


favorite dude

Wind wants to fuck you in your ass

You’re my favorite dude end of story

by 017.drew October 30, 2017


Favorite person

My best friend liz

Me: Liz is my favorite person, ever!

by yourbestiealex September 28, 2022


Favorite Team Whore

A person that has multiple favorite teams in a specific sport, nfl, nba mlb, or what not. This allows the bish fan the ability to difuse the mental anguish of having one favorite team have a bad year.

Size Queen Justin is a straight up, legs in the air, Favorite Team Whore. His favorite teams are the Redskins, Packers & Steelers.

by daleicious January 24, 2011


Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022