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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)

Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.

by Hippiechick May 14, 2013


Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 05, 2019


Squirrel feeder

A person that has to feed the squirrels because they cant see.

Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!

by number#1fan April 25, 2018


Top Feeder

A person who has skill.

He’s so good, he’s such a top feeder

by topfeeder123 April 30, 2024


Top Feeder

A person who is highly skilled. Blesses with supreme knowledge.

That guy knows a lot, he's such a Top Feeder.

by top-feeder-blessed May 15, 2024


Crow feeder

An executioner or assassin. Someone who kills for another.

"Stay away from that blood, he's a crow feeder, the cartel's best sniper."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021


troff feeder

indicating that a girl is morbidly obese

him: your moms a heffer

you: well your mom and sister are both troff feeders

by BIG*d-_-b*HEAVY December 08, 2010