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Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.
Those two homosexual men have been Felching.
The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.
Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.
When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen
I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.