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Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021


felching fuck

Michael is a felching fuck

Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck

by Snke0_0 December 8, 2022


Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.

Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.

by Glucose April 13, 2021


salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger February 7, 2016


Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.

guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024


Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021


felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 22, 2021