Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
Michael is a felching fuck
Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.
Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.
When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.
Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.
A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.
The Rainbow Felch
Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.
When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard