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When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.
oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett
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Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.
*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*
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first time for a kiss on the lips none of that cheek crap
I got my first kiss with that slut Katy Tucker
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one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.
Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
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1) verb: to beat the best of a certain job, sport, or any other competition. by doing this, that person would now become "the first". (note: this is practically impossible because chuck norris is the first at everything, and no one can beat him).
2) noun: a band from escondido, california that is known for their jaw dropping chord progressions, energy-packed live shows, sky high vocals, and their amazing ping pong skills.
(Kid to his friend) Hey man, i just beat the first!!!
(Chuck Norris comes in) Hey kid, no you didn't (Kid dies).
(Chuck Norris to the kid's friend) Hey man, sorry i killed your friend. Hopefully this will cheer you up. (Chuck gives the friend tickets to a beat the first concert)
(Kid) Thanks Chuck! I feel much better!
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Real Life. With the popularity of second life another word for reality.
Let's leave second life and meet in first life.
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A thing that happens before other things.
The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..
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