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Getting a handjob while being stoned
Katie and I were to high to fuck, so she just gave me a Pittsburgh High Five instead.
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when two guys are sitting on toilets that are next to each other and within arms reach. while they are making bowel movements at the same time, they high-five.
dude, wanna go take a high-five shit with me?
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"Man, i didn't pull that hot chick, so i had to give myself the Self High Five last night"
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When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.
Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.
The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
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I was with this girl last night and gave her a Jeremy Corbyn high five. She loved it!
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When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.
Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.