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Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)
I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.
pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
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The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.
The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
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Verb.
To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.
This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.
b. I heard that, brother.
or
Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
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etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.
Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.
Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*
BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..
Example 3:
Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
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One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
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