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1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.
2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.
2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
Mom: Pick up your clothes!
Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!
Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.
Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
The most feared gang with their strong leader pewdiepie. Do not mess with them.
The funniest joke known to mankind
Ethan: Hey Ben guess what!
Ben: Yeah?
Ethan: POOPY ON THE FLOOR *poop noises*
You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.
The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.
Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.