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The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida
Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
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Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.
Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party
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A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.
Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.
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A small town outside of Orlando, Florida. Many rednecks live here, or used to anyways. Ocoee is now full of mexicans and a growing number of african americans.
Ocoee, Florida mexicans african americans
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When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.
Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.
Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.