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To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.
Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.
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An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.
*cavernous vagina
Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.
Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!
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A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
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Another way to refer to female masturbation.
My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.
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When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.
We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.
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When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.
Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.
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The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.
Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
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