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A spunky bossiepoo that’s fluffy and will fluff anything including the cats. He is always into something, pretty smart, and not of much. He don’t fluff around. Hell fluff you up!
That big puppy is sure gonna be a Mudder Fluffer!
Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.
Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”
Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”
Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”
A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.
The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.
A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
Designate a fat chick to shit on your chest and rub it around with her penis.
Yo that fat ass bitch ended up being a Dirty Fluffer and shat on my chest again.-Luis Russo
When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”