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Lookin on Point, Lookin dope af!
You look like you should have all tha laddies
Yo dawg you looking fly
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Paying respect to someone who passed away
*Posts picture of a dead homie*
Fly high🕊️😔
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While doing it doggy style at the top of a stairway, just before orgasm, give a standard donkey punch, then pull her arms back behind her head and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan. This results in a heightened orgasm experience.
Christina said she was into trying new things, but she wasn't too stoked when I performed the old flying toboggan.
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Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.
Jimmy left his flying fuck in the wagon, and now he has none. He can no longer give a "flying fuck", as he has none.
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male version of camel toe. each ball falls to either side of their pant leg....resembeling fly eyes
look at that tool....he's got major fly eyes.
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WARNING - this is a very advanced sex maneuver that only those with the proper training should even consider to attempt
The move starts out with a guy and a girl having sex doggie style
The man initiates the move by lifting up the girl and spinning her above his head like one tosses pizza crust before they cook it - After thoroughly spinning the female around his head (in order to make her fully dizzy) the guy proceeds to stop her, grab her mid-region, and drop her body onto his erect penis penetrating one of her various bodily orifices and immediately ejecting his secret sauce into the previously stated orifice
Fred: "Dude i saw a video of some guy doing the Flying Pizzaria - that chick couldn't walk right for a week!"
Roger: "haha yea i tried doing that once, but im not up to that level yet"
The pimpest aerial manuever know to man. Try to think of the greatest thing you have ever seen a person complete while airborne and then multiply it by eleventy billion and you might..might...be able to imagine what the flying potter looks like.
Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.