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Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater
Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?
a person who is abnormally picky about food and relentlessly forces their unsolicited opinion regarding food on others, esp. when they are eating something the food bitch dislikes
David, the resident food bitch, snarled in digust as I pulled out saltine crackers that I had no plan of ever offering him.
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Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.
I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.
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Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
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(n).
Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Stef (sitting in office at the computer): *phone goes off*... *opens message* .... "Oh that bastard!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
When one consumes too much of one type of food and begins to involuntarily shiver at each new bite
Al got the food shivers when he started his third funnel cake.
A female that dates, establishes and maintains relationships with a sole purpose to eat, and get food at someone elses expense.
"Girl, I got 3 dates lined up today, First Im going to Ihop with dude for breakfast, then that other dude I met is taking me to Chipolte for lunch, then for dinner I got ol boy taking me to Cheesecake Factory, and you know im getting dessert too! I'm trying to bring home a doggy bag so I can have leftovers for tomorrow!
Anthem:
"Food Digger whats my muhfukin name? Food Digger!"
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