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a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion
jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.
What lotion you use
Baby lotion
Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion
For the free 99. Damn near ! Heavy discount. Plug love . Getting more for less.
“Aye rellie, then is fire!! What then hit you for ?!”
“Good looking P , I got em FOR THE LOTION”
A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.
Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.
when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see