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forbidden forest

the pubic hair region of peter doherty's p33n.

"OMG, there are crabs in the FORBIDDEN FOREST!"

by linds March 27, 2005


Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011


forest of dean

A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair

I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean

by Kel B July 27, 2006


Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016


King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 05, 2009


Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 07, 2020


Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018